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  Page 6666

  by exwitless in

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  i don't have anything inspiring or funny to say.

  i just thought it was cool that we're on page 6666 on jwd.

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  keyser soze

  It just proves who's really behind this forum-Satan.
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  How many people are on JWD right now ?

  by JH in

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  i'm curious to know how many people are logged on jwd at a given moment, like how many are logged on now.

  maybe simon knows.. .

  i'd say an average of 50 posters are logged on jwd right now....and probably an additional 100 more that aren't members that are reading here right now.. what's your guess?.

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  keyser soze

  If anyone asks, I'm not here. I'm actually out in the ministry.
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  Why 6 Billion People Deserve to Die in Armageddon

  by Leolaia in

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  jehovah is such a righteous, merciful, loving god -- slow to anger, overflowing with loving kindness and blessing.

  yet it somehow bothers many of you that he will shortly execute his judgment on mankind and wipe out 99.9% of the world's population, as if that somehow is supposed to conflict with his loving qualities.

  personally, i have no idea why many of you feel this way.

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  keyser soze

  I don't feel bad for the cat. It had the freedom to run away to a good JW home anytime it wanted. The bible states very explicitly to "get out of her, my people". The cat has no one to blame but itself.
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  If Jehovah went to a psychiatrist, what would be his diagnoses?

  by flipper in

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  we're talking about a "supreme being" who hates a lot, is violent and vindictive, fascist, any "love" is totally conditional, plays mean mind games (sacrifice your son for me)....he probably oughta be locked up!

  mrs flipper

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  keyser soze

  Two words: Anger Management
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  Oct 2007 Awake "Keep your children safe"

  by still_in74 in

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  well here is october 2007 awake, maybe this has been posted a million times already but i got this sooner then most do.. i reattached with larger images so you can read the fine print.

  of course the wt is one that truly supports the protection of children over its image..

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  keyser soze

  Two words come to mind: Damage Control.
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  Shepherding Calls

  by R.F. in

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  one thing that i really enjoyed taking part in was shepherding the flock.

  i saw this as the perfect opportunity to really encourage others and help play a part in strengthening them.. however...... i started to despise giving shepherding calls.

  the elders that i went with seemed to suck out any possible joy that both parties could receive from the visits.

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  keyser soze

  The only shepherding calls I ever got were during the CO's visit, or right before it. I didn't enjoy them because I never felt like love was the motivating factor behind them.
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  What was the ethnic composition of your congregation?

  by badboy in

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  any takers?

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  keyser soze

  The last cong I attended was all white, except for one black sister who was married to an elder that no one there liked; a real control freak. Incidentally, her previous marriage was to a Gygax, whose father was the inventor of Dungeons and Dragons.(I think his father. Related in some way)
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  Did you have to dress up for meeting?

  by ericr in

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  i remember having to dress up for every meeting even the ones during the week.

  i had to wear a botton down shirt dress pants, a tie, dress shoes, dress socks and a blazer.

  this was also required by my parents to dress up when going door to door.

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  keyser soze

  I remember that even when we would go out to eat after the meeting, brothers would not take their ties, or even their suitcoats off. I remember the looks I would get from my sisters for doing so, like I had just commited fornication.
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  LIghter subject: Seen any good movies lately? My recommendations.

  by Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit in

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  as a hoho i knew better than to ever recommend a movie.

  .. volver.

  .w/ penelope cruz, spanish w subtitles, filmed in la mancha, spain.

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  keyser soze

  there is an older indie flick called the last supper

  Finally, somebody else who has seen that movie. I thought it was a great film. I strongly recommend it too, especially if you're into dark comedy like I am.
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  Master...Master...Where's the dreams that I've been after?

  by Little Drummer Boy in

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  500!.

  woot!.

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  keyser soze

  Welcome to where time stands still, no one leaves here, no one will.